Tonight I actually made it out for beer, despite British rails best intentions.

Fecking public transport

Tomorrow will be taking the kids to a Santa's grotto. No idea what Sunday may bring, but I very much doubt there will be any bike related stuff going on.

Sleeping, chillin' and visiting a deli, might be some drinking as well, us Belarusian's need to keep ourselves in trim.

Hombre - old Western, not watched a good one for years. Used to watch a good old cowboy film every weekend with my dad. We would count how many baddies had our name ha ha ha they were always called Frank, this was no exception lmao. LMFAO!!! My middle name is Frank....so ...

I might do a couple of 12 hr shifts.... Just for something different.

So what is everyone up to?

My nan's funeral this afternoon. I'm not sure what is happening after that. I might go for a few beers with my brother.

Finishing off Christmas shopping on Saturday.

Slobbing out on Sunday. I might go out on the bike if it's not raining.

Hombre - old Western, not watched a good one for years. Used to watch a good old cowboy film every weekend with my dad. We would count how many baddies had our name ha ha ha they were always called Frank, this was no exception lmao.

It had a bath in ACF50. If I get time this weekend I'll give it a really good scrub and another coat. If I don't I'll leave it over winter with a layer of grime on it and worry about it in spring. It's getting dolled up next year anyway.

Yup, same has happened to me - got food poisoning in Detroit airport and was in serious pain on the flight back and when I got home I emptied in half an hour. I was told afterwards I'd been talking to people that had never been in the room, same thing as you Daz - shivering and sweating, but writhin...

I had some fantastic visuals when I had seafood poisoning.

I've never been so ill. I was lying on the floor, couldn't move, shivering, sweat pouring off me, seeing weird shit. Sam was close to calling for an ambulance.

Really?? I didn't know those sort of symptoms could be a result of food poisoning, but clearly I'm no MD. But it actually was my first thought.....I'd only eaten biscuits & sausage gravy for brekkie, and was kinda thinking the sausage was either old, or undercooked.....and believe me, there was ...

That sounds like poisoning.

that sounds like food poisoning, without the vomiting

that sounds like food poisoning, without the vomiting

Well any plans I had went out the window on Friday afternoon....came down with the weirdest fever that totally knocked me for six. Wrapped up in double & triple blankets and I was still freezing cold & absolutely pouring in sweat. And the odd thing was, at times it was having a hallucinatory...

Just got back from a soul night in Wolverhampton shit night,
Work tomorrow then home for a couple of beers and a movie, I fancy watching the new transformers film.

fencing the front of my house to stop dogs escaping into next doors sheep !!
Sat pm, trying to thaw out after doing the above
Sunday fencing side paddock ready for apple tree planting when frost has dis appeared

It's Tree weekend, so we're off to get the Christmas tree tomorrow morning, which means hoofing round a field of trees and picking one out that we like, Sunday is decorating it whilst attempting to eat and drink our own body weight in mince pies, sausage rolls and Glühwein.

Feck off.

What's everyone up to?? Me, I don't have nowt going on....it's pouring down here so the place will be at a standstill....but God we needed it...it hasn't rained here since 2011!! Oh, and paperwork.....hate doing that crap. :? So how does cardboard cope with Californian rain mate.? -or have your hou...

Did he say Chaz and Dave??


It's like the old "Joke Of The Day" thread around here....