... deciding whether we are entitled to live on this earth doesn't really win me over. Unless of course, their own planet is dying and they have no other options. They'd have to fight me for my bike and chocolate digestives though.

Banjo bolt to change the one I minced t'other day...like a twat.

... as long as it's done safely. I've static line parachuted from the exact height (1000 ft) he is over a dozen times. If he fell from there it's some other poor sod that's got to deal with the aftermath. It's his lack of regard for the danger. I'd feel the same way if my son jumped on a bike without ...

... are alone in the universe....just look at all the thousands of species on this planet...! Given the scale of the distances from our planet to any other potential life out there;, Whether life here is a one off unique circumstance, or a frequent occurrence, it is effectively the same thing in real ...

Yeah I'm not a fan of riding in the wind. I've been shoved across a lane a few times and it stops being funny when there are other vehicles on the roads.

Come round mine we can self harm together or harm each other.

Actually scratch the last bit that doesn't count as self harm

... you could hear a couple shagging. This is 10am. My 9 year old turned to me and said their having a party Dad. Me and the missus looked at each other and said yeah that's definitely what's going on son.

This is happening far to often now. Complete scum in my opinion. I was talking to a lorry driver just the other day and told me this happened to one of his colleagues, these guys are professional drivers and I was shocked that a car driver did it to a lorry to be honest that's ...

You should have looked at the other diners like they were the weird ones as you rolled your pizza up like a cigar and ate it with your hands.

I love that film. So many other films are based on it.

Tbh the gixer doesn't really make more power than a 08 Fireblade (9year old tech) until north of 10k.

The top end is impressive especially compared to the other too though.

... I've just heard back that as it stands our panel of insurers do not currently offer any specific discounts for tracker systems. If you have any other questions please feel free to ask. Kind regards, Rosanna. How fecking daft is that? Surely they want a bike recovered if it gets nicked?

... (punch) (punch) (punch) Hastings you need to employ people who actually speak English and have an IQ higher than -10 and can operate a PC as every other company can quote on identical terms :@ :@ :@ :@ :@ :@ :@ I would rather spend an 1 hour 10 minutes rubbing my balls on a cheese grater than EVER ...

... night inducing of them all put together. I truly hope we can resolve the final issues and Exchange contracts soon but when that is done there are other conversations to start that are going to be very difficult and probably involve solicitors but I cant say too much on that subject at the moment. ...

... 6 series mate. Straight from the Manufacturers mouth, they are not currently releasing a 535D for sale as a 2017 model. Yes the engine exists in other models and yes the outgoing 5 series had a 535d in the line up but the current 2017 model 5 series range will not offer a 535d. BMW are waiting ...

... option. The tax on a £45k Mereceds. E class hybrid is about £100 per month. On the diesel equivalent it's about 3 times that. Interestingly the other day at the 5 series launch I asked to drive the 535d and they said its not been released yet. The current top diesel is the 530d and BMW are watching ...

... fook off and stop wasting my time. We agreed to Exchange Contracts in 4 weeks it's now been 10 weeks and the honest truth is nothing has happened other than excuses for the last 3 weeks. I genuinely dislike the people we are selling to now. Even if there solicitor is useless it doesn't excuse ...

... option. The tax on a £45k Mereceds. E class hybrid is about £100 per month. On the diesel equivalent it's about 3 times that. Interestingly the other day at the 5 series launch I asked to drive the 535d and they said its not been released yet. The current top diesel is the 530d and BMW are watching ...

... I don't have anywhere I can wedge a sponge or cloth either. I was shoving my gloves up inbetween chin and chinguard and spitting on them the other day to wipe the visor, but the gloves are pressing on my face so it goes everywhere. That chemical grit still tastes salty. Sounds desperate but ...

Mixed grill.

I do like a nice pork chop, it's even better with other meat on the plate.