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by Norfolknchance
02 Apr 2014, 12:12
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you building?
Replies: 25
Views: 3785

Re: What are you building?

Just a flick of the wrist really, I hope he didn't stump up to much to make that thing, wonder if his mate gave him a hand.
by Cavetroll87
02 Apr 2014, 10:36
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Sorry, Was busy Texting...
Replies: 23
Views: 3750

Re: Sorry, Was busy Texting...

Bloke on the M6 this morning driving with his knees and using both hands to text. I gave him the international sign of the tosser and he then started sounding his horn and flashing his lights at me. Yes mate, I'm the dickhead (facepalm) How dare you stick your nose ...
by Kwacky
02 Apr 2014, 10:31
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Sorry, Was busy Texting...
Replies: 23
Views: 3750

Re: Sorry, Was busy Texting...

Bloke on the M6 this morning driving with his knees and using both hands to text. I gave him the international sign of the tosser and he then started sounding his horn and flashing his lights at me.

Yes mate, I'm the dickhead (facepalm)
by Kwacky
02 Apr 2014, 10:11
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What you watching?
Replies: 10427
Views: 2160006

Re: What you watching?

I've not seen any of this series but he is a good presenter. I loved the one he did about the brothel in the US. That one lady was determined to bed him.
by Casper
02 Apr 2014, 05:17
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 1816
Views: 893815

Re: Joke of the day

David Beckham gets into a taxi and notices the driver looking at him in the rear-view mirror. After a couple of minutes the driver says, "OK, give me a clue." Beckham says, "I had a glittering career at Manchester United, played in America ...
by Moonie
01 Apr 2014, 22:05
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: someone wants to take the bike round the car park
Replies: 29
Views: 8066

Re: someone wants to take the bike round the car park

Bit late into this thread, Hubs but my take as follows...
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Just stick to your guns, and explain the whys and wherefores of insurance and the ramifications of him possibly dropping it, and even hurting himself...if that fails, give him a slap!!! ;) (punch)
by Moonie
01 Apr 2014, 21:44
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Sorry, Was busy Texting...
Replies: 23
Views: 3750

Re: Sorry, Was busy Texting...

... :@ He's like a one man vigilante group when we are going anywhere, in fact they'd be better off sacking the road cops and just give the job to him!!! (muscle) I think the worst thing is, even if you do challenge someone texting, they either give back a mouthful of abuse (swear) or just carry ...
by duke63
01 Apr 2014, 20:48
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What a great shot
Replies: 6
Views: 779

Re: What a great shot

I guess it saved him that awful moment of when he would have had to pull the pin on his vest of explosives.
by Rossgo
01 Apr 2014, 18:58
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Ouch
Replies: 5
Views: 1718

Re: Ouch

... believe it. The discussion was that we thought he didn't realise that the bend tightened and became more sharper than he realised and it took him by surprise...I was surprised he didn't get hurt, he just got up walked up the hill and talked to his mate straight away...leathers are invaluable ...
by Rossgo
01 Apr 2014, 18:42
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: someone wants to take the bike round the car park
Replies: 29
Views: 8066

Re: someone wants to take the bike round the car park

Kwacky wrote:Ask him if you can have a quick go on his missus in return and promise you won't damage her, as you take out the gaffer tape and handcuffs from your backpack.
Though this is better advice haha
by Rossgo
01 Apr 2014, 18:41
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: someone wants to take the bike round the car park
Replies: 29
Views: 8066

Re: someone wants to take the bike round the car park

Hope he stops don't let him being technically a little higher than you be a persuader in this situation he should know what situation he's putting you in to and to me that is not fair. If he asks again tell the guy that it won't happen, ...
by C00kiemonster
01 Apr 2014, 14:26
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: someone wants to take the bike round the car park
Replies: 29
Views: 8066

Re: someone wants to take the bike round the car park

... last rode a bike. Sod off. My dad took my Daytona out about 6 years ago now while I was cleaning it (yes officer he stole it) as I wouldn't let him ride it. I went in the house (my lid was in the garage) to fill the bucket, next thing I hear is my bike and dad roaring off down the road. I was ...
by D6Nutz
01 Apr 2014, 13:27
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: someone wants to take the bike round the car park
Replies: 29
Views: 8066

Re: someone wants to take the bike round the car park

Kwacky wrote:Ask him if you can have a quick go on his missus in return and promise you won't damage her, as you take out the gaffer tape and handcuffs from your backpack.
Ah, thats better. The tankslap helpful advice equilibrium has been restored.
by Kwacky
01 Apr 2014, 13:13
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: someone wants to take the bike round the car park
Replies: 29
Views: 8066

Re: someone wants to take the bike round the car park

Ask him if you can have a quick go on his missus in return and promise you won't damage her, as you take out the gaffer tape and handcuffs from your backpack.
by D6
01 Apr 2014, 13:13
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: someone wants to take the bike round the car park
Replies: 29
Views: 8066

Re: someone wants to take the bike round the car park

I'd let him take the CBR around the car park. But it's not my bike. (giggle)

If it was my bike, no way. And I think he's a bigger d!ck to keep asking and should realise it is an unreasonable request.
by hubington
01 Apr 2014, 13:01
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: someone wants to take the bike round the car park
Replies: 29
Views: 8066

Re: someone wants to take the bike round the car park

... my best mate for 20 years so there is a lot of mutual trust and respect and he wouldn't want to anyway for fear of doing damage to the bike and himself. In the case of all those people I feel that they would respect it though as they know I got myself a nice bike as it was something important ...
by Cavetroll87
01 Apr 2014, 12:47
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Sorry, Was busy Texting...
Replies: 23
Views: 3750

Sorry, Was busy Texting...

... out 2 bikers in 1 manoeuvre, that is a special kind of idiot, so just be careful out their guys as im sure there are plenty more people like him out there!
by duke63
01 Apr 2014, 12:12
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Front motorcycle stand
Replies: 24
Views: 4847

Re: Front motorcycle stand

... point, i know that they do two sizes of front pivot plate so as to accommodate cruisers. It may well be that was what was on the truck to enable him to carry all bikes.
by Spudda
01 Apr 2014, 12:05
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Moving up to a bigger bike, advice needed.
Replies: 30
Views: 3965

Re: Moving up to a bigger bike, advice needed.

... of mine has taken delivery of the new CBR500 ... doesnt sound exciting but he's just part exchanged his 125 and the 500 is more than enough for him ... just another option for you :D http://powersports.honda.com/2013/cbr500r.aspx" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
by Rossgo
01 Apr 2014, 10:21
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: someone wants to take the bike round the car park
Replies: 29
Views: 8066

Re: someone wants to take the bike round the car park

... to go from a 250...pretty sure it would be less power than what we have over here in any case and he wants to go onto a 600...your 600...tell him to piss off if he keeps coming up. It's the only way some people learn. I'd be pissed off after a couple of Times being pestered, tell him straight ...