Ross you do realise that article is meant to be satire? Must admit the line between the real world and satire is getting very blurred!

I overdid it at the gym. I'm currently getting migraine style visuals in my peripheral vision.

... many km's under my belt is a short time. I don't have that same level of connection with my Multi yet. Re-reading this has spurred me to commit to getting out more 1 up and enjoying the beast more.

No not even when I've toured on them and banged in lots of motorway miles getting to the twisties tbh.

The rear is dual compound.

... profile. I find it helps with slow manouvering and extending the life. Also, it's been so long soince I had a ride for actual fun rather than getting to work. I am tempted to get a sportier tyre as it gets closer to nice weather though, and then when worn out go back to a touring tyre.

... [emoji23] both me and my partner aren't much for drinking anymore! We aren't much of the clubbers type but we do like a good mooch and we love getting away on trips to see outside the area we stay in. We don't like just staying at the hotel so this seems great for us, it takes 30- 45 mins to ...

Are you staying at the Moon Palace by any chance Rossgo? Your description sounds like it maybe. We stayed there and it was amazing. Regards getting board don't worry loads to do in resort and Free bus every hour into city and you can use their sister hotels all inclusive facilities when in town ...

The only I've had was used for the Porygon. I'm hitting the Pokestops but not getting any of the items. I've got a few pokemon waiting to be upgraded.

Hi all I'm getting rid of some of my kit and thought I'd offer it to my fellow Slappers before sticking it on the Bay of Fleas.... Here we have a pair of Alpinestars SP-1 gloves size XL. Colour white, black and blue. They've still ...

Chest this morning. Although I'm getting used to the 20 reps per set, still can't get used to how puny it looks when you're struggling to move weights that some of the girls in the gym can throw around. It's quite humbling. Hopefully there ...

... to idle at 1300 rpm no wonder it doesn't like it. Racers often set the idle very high, typically 3000 rpm so even on a closed throttle it is still getting drive which helps maintain stability.

... years of experience) he rang up his company and had a go and left as he was with them for years and it crept up each year. He just assumed he was getting the best price due to being a loyal customer. Loyaltt does not pay!!

... I will always sing Triumphs praises for the way they get their bikes to handle. Off through some traffic which it eats up with easy. I'm still getting used to the quickshifter which I don't always use. Out onto the open roads and this thing sings. It's probably the least powerful bike I've ...

Today had a blat around some local roads up to Theale, Pangbourne and Wantage. Was exactly what I needed. When getting up onto the hills though it was covered with low cloud. I had to ride with my visor open and at one point a bicycle was cycling up to me and I didn't even see ...

That's why Bikers generally make better road users, we never stop wanting to learn. For the vast majority of car drivers it's just about getting from A to B. I feel there is a big difference in a biker and a bike rider. Some treat it like a car, and have no interest in further education or ...

... wouldn't be bothered if I crashed (facepalm) and just let the 999 grow old gracefully :) Makes perfect sense to me and you might want to consider getting a comfy chair for the garage. Ouch! Shots fired!!! (lol) (lol) Good old Daz with his finger on the pulse again. Do you have a big dilemma when ...

... wouldn't be bothered if I crashed (facepalm) and just let the 999 grow old gracefully :) Makes perfect sense to me and you might want to consider getting a comfy chair for the garage. Ouch! Shots fired!!! (lol) (lol) I think love it or loath it, the 999 is one of the most iconic bike designs of ...

I LIKE THE WAY HE DOESN'T USE ANY FULL STOPS LIKE EVER EVEN IF HE'S BEEN GOING ON FOR A WHILE AND IT'S GETTING QUITE HARD TO DECIPHER WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT HE JUST CARRIES ON AND ON AND ON MAYBE IT'S A DISTRACTION TECHNIQUE AND YOU SPEND SO LONG SQUINTING TRYING TO READ ...

... wouldn't be bothered if I crashed (facepalm) and just let the 999 grow old gracefully :) Makes perfect sense to me and you might want to consider getting a comfy chair for the garage.

That's why Bikers generally make better road users, we never stop wanting to learn. For the vast majority of car drivers it's just about getting from A to B.