... Do you only ever eat out these days Darren.? -I can't recall the last time you ever posted about home cooked food. ( Or if I can, then it was Mary who cooked it.!! ) No, I eat at home, but "I ate a bowl of cereal" is hardly going to stop the presses. Plus, I find that unless you want ...

He was a very unusual guy....only ate on alternate days of the week.....strict vegan IIRC...banged just about every lass who ever worked for him...or that was the rumour...but was also keen to promote new artists/musicians who he'd worked with....which is common in the business, but ...

... his next shore leave.???? (wait) A Christening perhaps... ...When I have free time and a pretty young lass wants to jump me on a regular basis, who am I to say no! Maybe ;)

... his next shore leave.???? (wait) A Christening perhaps... ...When I have free time and a pretty young lass wants to jump me on a regular basis, who am I to say no!

Have I Got News for You Victoria Coren is the host (h) Victoria Coren- Mitchell Kwackers, sorry mate.! ;) I used to have an admin who was a doppelgänger for VCM. Bright little young thing too, and she used to flirt constantly with me which was entertaining. (happy). I know he became; Persona ...

... Do you only ever eat out these days Darren.? -I can't recall the last time you ever posted about home cooked food. ( Or if I can, then it was Mary who cooked it.!! )

... There was some show on BBC Americana the other week about pole dancing in the UK....they had frickin' kids doing it!! i know a few er, 'dancers' who do that stuff and man, they train for it....practice on their days off to build up the leg muscles, etc. They can put me in a headlock anytime!! ...

... does this country allow that...50MPH in a 30 is bad enough but through flipping London where you really should be watching out for idiots who don't look both ways, well it's criminal in my eyes. At his age as well he shouldn't better...however I recogn it's probably the norm for a fair ...

... necks, aren't there more important things in life than finding out about what other people get up to in their own personal time. Most of the guys who work for the press need shooting and even then that's probably to good for them! Sent from my HTC One_M8 using Tapatalk

... squirrelly for a moment there. :D Whilst the subject is indeed reassuring, you have to despair at the failure of our society.: Someone like that who is undoubtedly gifted & driven should have been guided towards being an asset to society, rather than a burden on it for the next four years. ...

... been my first choice for pretending I can play....I guess sometimes it pays to remind yourself of why you made the right initial choice. Who wants a guitar with someone else's name on it anyway???

Yeah but think of the R1 as the average looking bird who gives the best blow jobs and it's not an easy choice. Looks aren't everything, just ask my wife

... professional, they treated the students with respect, and in fact within a few days actually had someone in custody. Transipires that the scumbag who committed said crimes was targetting student accomodatoion but was a reserve athlete for team GB which he has now thrown away. Yesterday, he was ...

Twots who can't drive 4x4s or SUV or whatever the feck they're called these days. You should have a licence for something that size. Yep......cars are getting bigger, commensurate with their owners.....the IQs are shrinking ...

Star Trek!! Picard and his crew are getting up to high jinx & shenanigans again with some aliens who don't like anybody at all....the big surprise is, they're going to try and take over The Enterprise to pursue their nefarious goals.

Commercial breaks have never looked better.

People who don't move over when your on a bike in national and they insist on doing 35-40MPH and not exceeding that...if you see a faster moving vehicle and the road is clearly a fast road then move the f+ck over and let them ...

I realise now. I only have the version of Pinball Wizard by The Who, didn't know Elton John was in a version of it. Every day is a school day.


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Twots who can't drive 4x4s or SUV or whatever the feck they're called these days.

You should have a licence for something that size. Twits this morning drifting in their lanes, thinking they've not got enough room one side, moving over, panicking, moving back the way they were and so on. Feckwits.

... roads but they were like brand spanking new probably because know one knew they were there and they were so shit to begin with...but to you guys who live near Lincolnshire/ Northamptonshire and where ever else we rode you guys are spoilt for choice. Still smiling now from it!! Sent from my HTC ...

Who was it? I've not been bothered enough to google it.


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