A man walks into a bar with a crocodile....

"Do you serve lawyers here?"

Bartender..."Yes, of course we do"

"Great! - I'll have a pint of beer, and my crocodile will have two lawyers & a bag of crisps"

Please refrain from using the alternative for slow.

It also sounds as if your inability to operate a can opener is more of an issue here

... armpit. It came up overnight. It's not sore and it's under the skin. I reckon it's a swollen lymph node. I'll keep an eye on it. If it's still here on Monday I'll go to the doctor. It didn't go away so I've been to the doctors. She's not seeing anything to cause her concern but she's requested ...

Fecking hell. I can feel the passive aggression from here. Is he ok?

Back home so have been able to get back into bush walks rather than endless circles on the helideck

I mix it up over a handful of tracks we have close by, but here’s a typical effort I do each morning after I’ve got every one out of the house

... Close enough-ish-for-now. They reach through and the nut goes on 3 turns, eBay swiftly found me some high tensile 100mm bolts so they will be here in a day or 2. My neighbour, not the biker who used to have a GS 1200, gave his verdict. "It's not a pretty bike, but it looks rugged and ...

... an exhaust on facebook marketplace... In my defence it is a full Carbon Yoshimura which is supposed to have a nice deep tone. Pic's when it get's here.

Lovely seeing loads of them out here driving across Europe

Looks good mate!

Your bike, you have to be happy with it, and sounds like this suits you well.

There's a few guys out here at work with GS1200's and they rate them highly (and they aren't nobs either ) Though that thing looks a tad flasher than their models

Hiding from the weather.. bloody awful down here today

... is all to order something off the back of a VDU assessment, I shouldn't have to be doing any of this as the H&S manager is responsible, yet here we are (punch) So we're at a stalemate because Purchasing don't know their own process.

Away in the lorry camping at Bromyard, can hear the bikes blasting past to Doms cafe
I love it around here

OK, I've lost my bearings being on constant night shift.. I had fish and chips 2 days ago.. on friday (it's now sunday morning here)

I had a steak, wedges and beans last night in fact. All the days melt into one out here.

I've got a decent lump under my left armpit. It came up overnight.

It's not sore and it's under the skin. I reckon it's a swollen lymph node. I'll keep an eye on it. If it's still here on Monday I'll go to the doctor.

The Walking Dead.
.....I've never seen this before. Maybe a snippet here & there, but nothing I can recall offhand.

Guilty as charged.. I have a little house in a village near here that is on a cul-de-sac served by a single carriageway wide road. Both sides of the road have 4' wide tarmacadam pavements. The property does have a private drive, but that is usually occupied, ...

... for myself and Jess. Runners just aren’t cutting it anymore. Were $300 but managed to get them for $170 pair on a flash sale at an adventure chain here in Aus. Bloody amazing boot tbh. No wearing in, just comfy from the get go. I’ve been doing an hour hike each morning once the kids are dropped, ...

... for myself and Jess. Runners just aren’t cutting it anymore. Were $300 but managed to get them for $170 pair on a flash sale at an adventure chain here in Aus. Bloody amazing boot tbh. No wearing in, just comfy from the get go. I’ve been doing an hour hike each morning once the kids are dropped, ...

... job to go to, I have dependants. The job market is full of stuff, but the salaries seem to have dropped. I've definitely got golden handcuffs here and if we get another 6% pay rise this december I'll be on higher rate tax... it's tough to find a job of equivalent salary. I'm trying to balance ...

... for myself and Jess. Runners just aren’t cutting it anymore. Were $300 but managed to get them for $170 pair on a flash sale at an adventure chain here in Aus. Bloody amazing boot tbh. No wearing in, just comfy from the get go. I’ve been doing an hour hike each morning once the kids are dropped, ...