I know I said I know nothing about parenting, but I'm not sure you'll survive if you give your kids to me for any length of time.Monty wrote:Not in my house, how many do you want?dogbot wrote:Why do you think I want a dog so badly? Course, it's generally frowned upon to "borrow" people's kids.
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- 04 Feb 2016, 13:22
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What do you want to vent about today?
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- 04 Feb 2016, 13:22
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What do you want to vent about today?
- Replies: 4343
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Re: What do you want to vent about today?
... soft as a nation, pugs is your evidence. Do I seem like a pug kinda guy? I mean, I like them in the sense I like ALL doggies, but nah. Staffies, sure. Great pups. Or maybe a Whippet cross... But tbh, I'd just have a rescue dog of any type just now, if I could. If...
- 04 Feb 2016, 13:12
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What do you want to vent about today?
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Well my daughter got me a phone number of a nice Milf today actually...Kwacky wrote:Dogs and kids are a great way to break the ice with the opposite sex. I get stopped loads in the summer when I'm walking my dog.
But I was for a play date with her kid and I'm pretty sure she still has a husband
- 04 Feb 2016, 09:59
- Forum: Photos and Videos
- Topic: Polite? police? twat!
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- Views: 4469
Re: Polite? police? twat!
And those "Polite" vests make me think of those "Baby On Board!" stickers. Oh, I'll be sure to accidentally crash into someone else, then. I used to think that, but the "Baby On Board" stickers are meant for the accident services after a crash to ...
- 04 Feb 2016, 09:55
- Forum: Photos and Videos
- Topic: Polite? police? twat!
- Replies: 33
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Re: Polite? police? twat!
... has no effect ime. People see patterns. And those "Polite" vests make me think of those "Baby On Board!" stickers. Oh, I'll be sure to accidentally crash into someone else, then.
- 04 Feb 2016, 09:39
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
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... I've got the spend the day cross referencing all the statements I've drafted against the technical expert reports and volumes of documents to make sure I've not missed anything. Deep joy. On the plus side I'm having my sports massage this evening. http://sculptedhealthandfitness.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return ...
- 03 Feb 2016, 18:37
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
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Are we sure that she doesn't read this board!??
- 03 Feb 2016, 11:30
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: A new slapper
- Replies: 59
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Re: A new slapper
... for the phone call? I was hands on, 3 chicks in labour and only two midwifes so we got left alone a fair bit, so I kept 'checking' the gas to make sure it was still 'working' (lol) HAHA After Will was born (first one) Sarah went for a bath so I strapped myself in and went for a ride. I was on it ...
- 03 Feb 2016, 11:09
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: A new slapper
- Replies: 59
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Re: A new slapper
... for the phone call? I was hands on, 3 chicks in labour and only two midwifes so we got left alone a fair bit, so I kept 'checking' the gas to make sure it was still 'working' (lol) HAHA After Will was born (first one) Sarah went for a bath so I strapped myself in and went for a ride. I was on it ...
- 03 Feb 2016, 10:50
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: A new slapper
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- Views: 1815
Re: A new slapper
I was hands on, 3 chicks in labour and only two midwifes so we got left alone a fair bit, so I kept 'checking' the gas to make sure it was still 'working'Monty wrote: What birthing method did you use, the hands on approach or the waiting down the pub for the phone call?
- 03 Feb 2016, 09:29
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: School hoax bomb threats
- Replies: 4
- Views: 200
Re: School hoax bomb threats
There have been a few round Birmingham schools in recent weeks. Not sure if its just kids having a laugh though as the police tend to over react in a lot of these cases. That's what I thought initially Duke as the first ones here where the first day back, ...
- 03 Feb 2016, 08:45
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: School hoax bomb threats
- Replies: 4
- Views: 200
Re: School hoax bomb threats
There have been a few round Birmingham schools in recent weeks.
Not sure if its just kids having a laugh though as the police tend to over react in a lot of these cases.
Not sure if its just kids having a laugh though as the police tend to over react in a lot of these cases.
- 02 Feb 2016, 12:24
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: The new improved fitness thread
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... after chest but when I worked on my form I managed to eliminate that.. now I arch my back a bit and pull my shoulder blades in at the back. Not sure about yourself but I used to hate chest, since changing it I find it really enjoyable. I love the next day ripped feeling!!
- 01 Feb 2016, 18:34
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Gaming thread
- Replies: 265
- Views: 48726
Re: Gaming thread
You sure you've not changed some settings? I had to setup up the online gaming thing and haven't touched anything, so as standard you should be able to request friends.
- 01 Feb 2016, 14:38
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
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Re: What are you doing today ??
Errrm....Monty wrote:mmmm I'm not sure, will it make my bum look big?
Frankly mate, if you're more preoccupied with the opinion of people who want to look at your bum than getting a really good bike, then it's maybe time you looked a new forum.?
Here you go mate; Linky
- 01 Feb 2016, 14:32
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18693
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Re: What are you doing today ??
mmmm I'm not sure, will it make my bum look big?
- 01 Feb 2016, 14:27
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
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Re: What are you doing today ??
Like Rossgo, my thoughts go out to you & your family DG. Pleased to hear that the NHS came up to scratch for you. Fwiw I'm sure they will be pleased to be told you were impressed, after all no one likes to think their efforts are taken for granted. Monty, that looks lovey (for a Kwack ...
- 01 Feb 2016, 12:03
- Forum: Photos and Videos
- Topic: Stoner back on a Ducati
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- Views: 2529
Re: Stoner back on a Ducati
And wouldn't that be fun to watchKwacky wrote:Stoner is quick and he's got the determination to make sure he's up to pace pretty quickly.
I can imagine Rossi would have a meltdown if he had to deal with both Marquez and Stoner.
- 01 Feb 2016, 09:37
- Forum: Photos and Videos
- Topic: Stoner back on a Ducati
- Replies: 22
- Views: 2529
Re: Stoner back on a Ducati
Stoner is quick and he's got the determination to make sure he's up to pace pretty quickly.
I can imagine Rossi would have a meltdown if he had to deal with both Marquez and Stoner.
I can imagine Rossi would have a meltdown if he had to deal with both Marquez and Stoner.
- 01 Feb 2016, 08:46
- Forum: Events
- Topic: Slappers in France - June 2016
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- Views: 16450
Re: Slappers in France - June 2016
Have fun in France.. I wouldn't be able to afford it but I'm already on a family holiday for 2 weeks at that time.
Make sure you compile a mash up video with all your best bits and take plenty of photographs
Oh.. have a few bevvys for me will ya?
Make sure you compile a mash up video with all your best bits and take plenty of photographs
Oh.. have a few bevvys for me will ya?