Stomachs upset so I'm eating proper old fashioned pea and ham soup, I haven't had it in years, I won't leave it so long next time.

A Tesco "Korean Beef" wrap. It's actually kinda like a cold burrito.

Nice, though.

Braised Wild Rabbit and fennel, fooking delicious

Washed down with Hendricks and cucumber (finally found a bar that'll put cucumber in your gin!)

All done sharing the company of a dear friend I've got to catch up with.

Going to sleep pretty happy tonight.

... she's rewarding herself with a McDonalds breakfast. Are you fooking thick? Put less in that fat mouth of yours, start thinking about what you're eating and do a bit more exercise than waddling to the snack machine. I used to work with some really fat people and often though exactly the same. ...

... she's rewarding herself with a McDonalds breakfast. Are you fooking thick? Put less in that fat mouth of yours, start thinking about what you're eating and do a bit more exercise than waddling to the snack machine. Fat person's translator: I've been really good this week - I've eaten less than ...

... she's rewarding herself with a McDonalds breakfast. Are you fooking thick? Put less in that fat mouth of yours, start thinking about what you're eating and do a bit more exercise than waddling to the snack machine. I used to work with some really fat people and often though exactly the same. ...

Not. A. Chance.

Why do you think I want a half shell helmet??



Eh!

... she's rewarding herself with a McDonalds breakfast. Are you fooking thick? Put less in that fat mouth of yours, start thinking about what you're eating and do a bit more exercise than waddling to the snack machine.

wear a hair net

I have some of that... but I need milk. And bananas. And monkey nuts. And OJ.

I should walk round to the supermarket, really, but it's raining and I've just done my hair.

Instant porridge is my usual morning meal. But I'm really hungry today. I can't see my lunch lasting until the middle of the day.

I need to go and hunt some breakfast.

Roast pork and all the trimmings followed by a mini Christmas pudding.

Roast chicken and the extras, Mrs Gee is currently having a baking spree, which entails a chocolate traybake, a mincemeat cake, and a batch of cheese and sweet scones for supper tonight. Delish!

Airline lounge toasted sandwiches washed down by multiple GnT's.

Hope they've got their stocks of gin loaded on my plane

Homemade beef burgers with fried onions cheese and pickle, plus several G&T's for dessert.

Chicken and mushroom pie, mash and peas. Quick prepub nosh.

Cheese and onion sarnies and some Wotsits. I feel like I've stolen an 8 year olds lunch box.

The contents of the biscuit tin.

Oh the shame!

... to 1 basis. It's like the last few years have just had a massive influence on me. I'm at my happiest when with my partner, riding, having sex and eating! Haha!!