Good on your bro mate, tell him if he needs to borrow some I have a few pairs of 36" levis he can borrow haha

I don't mind it most of the time, just had enough today. Oh well, when the nuclear winter comes I'll survive longer coz of my blubber and fur. Like a walrus. Majestic!

Think I might just start not wearing a suit and wear this t-shirt everyday. See what happens haha

I wouldn't call you fat. Granted you're not going to get a Red Cross emergency food package any day soon but you're not fat. Well fed is what my nan would call you :D You old charmer you ha! To be fair they are all pretty skinny, but ah well is what it is, just frustrating that everyday we have to ...

I would like to vent about fatshamers……. I am fat! I get it, I know it, everyone who sees me knows it, strangley its quite a hard thing to hide! Anyway every single day at work my choice of lunch gets dissected by everyone else in the office. Id say 99% of the time I bring in a home made sandwich, m...

Not to bad. Last week has been a big step change, and generally no pain now unless I do something like trip over the stairs going into the pub (wasntme) Still limited on what I can carry and when I ignore that I pay for it. Numbness is all still there but last week really felt like it was disappear...

we scraped past Newcastle, that may sound like im moaning but im not, im happy with the team at the mo, missing key players, not had a full week off since before Christmas, no signings since Jan 18, yet still getting results in the league, highest points tally ever in a season so far. I'll take that...

been thinking about one of these myself this year when I swap the bike, deffo on my list of bikes to check out at the bike show in a couple of weeks

Bradley Ray is flying out to Sepang atm to test the Suzuki GP bikes, lucky lad! good luck to him!

When I was in secondary school we had a footbridge then went across a main road as the school was on both sides of the road. I remember a girl (couldn't tell you how old or anything other than obviously young) climbing over and trying to jump. How bad must it have been that at 14/15 I guess you try ...

got a call today , police have recovered my bike from an address they raided in connection with "other matters" , I can't have it back yet as its an ongoing investigation but they are saying there appears to be no damage . great result mate, just be careful, I had exactly this, they told ...

happy birthday buddy, have a good one!

I just finished giving the police a statement that went " it was there when I went to bed and it wasn't there when I woke up " . Horrible feeling that mate, gutted for you, at least they took a statement, more than a lot of forces do nowadays with Bike theft. Me, well im sitting in my off...

I used to hope Newcastle would win......and pray Sunderland would lose - but I'm guessing that's not exactly what you had in mind. I'd keep an eye on Middlesbrough. yeah was thinking more in terms of teams you dont so much support, but maybe follow, be it different leagues, abroad etc, just thinkin...

I was keeping my head down in this thread after a truly poor week last week but I have a question. How many of you follow a second team? What I mean by that is you support a team, that's clear and obvious, but do you have a team you keep an eye on their results, may go to time to time as its maybe m...

Sounds a lot like my Macklots. Beautiful to look at but no matter what the question was a bite always seemed to be the answer. I had 3 Burmese and only got bitten once and that was my fault as I was feeding and had rat smell on my hands. The Royals were like little reptile bunny rabbits. Yeah, Carp...

If it bites you to say hello, how on earth does it convey anger? (shocked) Maybe I’m old fashioned, but snakes, spiders and bitey things belong outside or at the mercy of pest control. hello = bite grumpy = bite angry = hiss and bite hungry = bite and dont let go Carpet pyhtons are great! really lo...

Apparently it pays to check the toilet before relieving oneself?? A woman in Aus. has been bitten on the ass by a snake that crawled through the u-bend! That’s days old news D, was only a 1.6 metre carpet python. Just gave her a love bite and a fright, no real damage. Apart from maybe mentally (lol...

Good skills. There's a lot of idiots about. Sadly most of them have access to cars. My rant is weather forecasting. Met Office said at 7am that we would have snow all day from 8am, so I took the car. Nothing so far. Not a flake. Not even any sign of it going to snow. Fecking retards. You can guaran...

remind anyone else of when Homer Simpson makes the makeup shotgun?