Err....going to look at a bike....a 675. The deal is great, and I don't actually have to pay for it....don't ask how that works...

My girl asked..."Baby, does my arse look fat in this??"

Me...."Yes, but to be fair, it's a really small bathroom...."

I just got off the train from San Francisco and the porter came running up...."Sir! Can I carry your baggage??"

Me- "No, let the f*cking bitch walk!!"

I got stopped by the cops the other night....the officer said "Hold it right there!...Where were you between 5 & 6??"

Me..."Kindergarten??"

This stuff p*sses me off....I swear, I have an HTC First that I had for months and it was pristine....why?....because I take care of stuff.....lend it to some chick overnight and it comes back all smashed up....frickin' ridiculous!! Have an "I-Phone 5S" right now, whatever that is....I don...

Interesting comments from Lauda, who has almost been fanatical in regards to driver safety.

Hmmm....similar state with schools here....all too often it's the result of a language barrier, or at the very least the perception of one. End of the day the school trades down to the lowest common denominator....and that's OK too, except my kid did not just spring over the Mexican border from El S...

Feck....you don't want to know our weather.....it's been nearly 100f, - in October!! We live at night, and just sleep during the day.....can't do anything when it's like this. It's miserable.

Going out with me lass for Mexican food...which will be a machaca, because it's all I ever get.

Curry and a different pilau rice recipe. Very nice. :) We ran out of poppadoms tonight, so I tried an old DIY one from 2009, I know what they mean by "best before" now, lets just say I've had better. (giggle) 2009?? Holy crap!! I'm bad at throwing stuff out, but you're in a different leag...

This thing is bad-ass....it'll fit a Daytona 600/650, a Speed-Four, or if you're really desperate, a TT600. With this sucker on your bike, before you know it you'll be doing somersaults down the M6 at 210mph....chicks will think you're cool (finally!), and your mom will stop bugging you about findin...

:^ Not far to move, when your home gets repossessed. Fwiw a mutual friend of ours described me as .. extremely respectful... after our time together. Been kicking myself ever since. (headbang) Keeping the house.....have worked something out that will cover me, at least for a while.,,,,,pretty relie...

She's a babe, dude....a dancer - and I mean a real dancer, not a stripper...does Latino stuff....there's some baggage who is about 9, but I'm not worried about that. Been dating a few lasses who were 20+ years younger than me...hell, one was only 23....it's fun, but it's never going to go anywhere, ...

It's like it just 'gives out' without warning....ended up flat on my face the other night.

Overall I'm happy with it though...it moves around a bit, but to be fair I did an awful amount of damage down there, they did a good job of fixing me up.

Owned!

Last night's gyro....

Well, the metal & plastic hip sets off metal detectors, which is kinda fun.

Prolly the better option.

I don't get it??

Seriously....her English is crap, so is my Spanish...we just blabber at each other.....it's pretty much a perfect situation!!

Half the time we have an interpreter (my room-mate), which can be weird.....

She says I'm extremely respectful, so you know she has no fricking idea what she's on about...