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- 11 Jan 2024, 12:04
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Joke of the day
- Replies: 1816
- Views: 903952
- 09 Jan 2024, 04:09
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Mr Postman
- Replies: 5329
- Views: 1161650
- 09 Jan 2024, 04:07
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18701
- Views: 3073603
Re: What are you doing today ??
being completely amazing by the stupidity of the US gun laws and mentality. My 23 yr old nephew is working with a bunch of gun mad people, apparently 15-20 weapons each. He's been out range shooting and hunting a fair bit with them so decided to get his own. What did he get? AR15 assault rifle and a...
- 06 Jan 2024, 21:42
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What ails you today?
- Replies: 1648
- Views: 752392
Re: What ails you today?
Back on shift today, didn’t test positive at all and feeling a lot better. No 100% but my role hasn’t been backfilled so the management and myself were keen for me to be back out. In a mask till the cough disappears though.
- 04 Jan 2024, 06:17
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What ails you today?
- Replies: 1648
- Views: 752392
Re: What ails you today?
Felt a bit average when I got to work yesterday, put it down to fatigue and travel. Woke up this morning rather crook. Coughing, sweating, massive headache and the squirts. Reported to the medic and neg on Covid but isolated all the same. Medic reckons a good chance I’ll go positive on a RAT in the ...
- 01 Jan 2024, 20:42
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18701
- Views: 3073603
Re: What are you doing today ??
Off to work.. surely this will be my last year. Hope you have a stress free commute (for a change) Sent from my Pixel 6 Pro using Tapatalk Cheers mate. Normally 2 hr drive into the airport but at this time of the year got in an hour and ten! Going straight to Darwin this time on the early flight ra...
- 01 Jan 2024, 19:34
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18701
- Views: 3073603
Re: What are you doing today ??
Off to work.. surely this will be my last year.
- 01 Jan 2024, 01:43
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you drinking?
- Replies: 1319
- Views: 775950
Re: What are you drinking?
Cocktails
- 01 Jan 2024, 01:41
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18701
- Views: 3073603
Re: What are you doing today ??
Recovering.. accidentally had a big night. Had friends come and stay, a few quiet cocktails turned into Jess free pouring some crazy concoctions and a 11pm walk to the pub in the rain to see the last hour of a Blink182 cover band. My daughter tagged along and loved her first taste of live music. Fin...
- 01 Jan 2024, 01:38
- Forum: Biking Stuff
- Topic: Happy New Year Slappers
- Replies: 10
- Views: 106513
Re: Happy New Year Slappers
Happy New Year you all!
- 29 Dec 2023, 19:42
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18701
- Views: 3073603
Re: What are you doing today ??
Went to pick up a trailer load of tree rounds for firewood, and a couple of rounds in out comes a 2m + diamond python! Beautiful looking thing, and just quietly slithered away. I was very cautious picking up the rest in case its mate was about
- 28 Dec 2023, 23:06
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Joke of the day
- Replies: 1816
- Views: 903952
- 28 Dec 2023, 23:03
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18701
- Views: 3073603
Re: What are you doing today ??
Just another reason I hate Christmas shopping! And yes, I’m starting to accept I’m a sh*t magnet 😂😂 Funny you should say that. When sh!t goes bad for me, I always say to myself, it could be worse, I could have eaten my own kid's sh!t off the floor! (lol) (lol) (lol) You make it sound so much worse ...
- 25 Dec 2023, 07:58
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Merry Christmas!
- Replies: 10
- Views: 87387
Re: Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas you filthy animals
Congrats to the Cav clan
Congrats to the Cav clan
- 22 Dec 2023, 13:07
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18701
- Views: 3073603
Re: What are you doing today ??
All the kids but one disappeared to other parents today. Haydn, Jess’ young fella who is cricket mad (and plays in a local comp) was the only one with us so we took him into the Sydney Cricket Ground for a 20/20 Big Bash match. Came down to the last ball needed 5 and they got a 4, shirt by a couple ...
- 21 Dec 2023, 13:09
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18701
- Views: 3073603
Re: What are you doing today ??
Had our FIFO-Shiftworker-BlendedFamily early Christmas Day today. Last time we are altogether till next year (and Jess wasn’t working) so enjoyed a lazy wake up (teens are keen to sleep in these days) presents with coffee. Then a few hours of kitchen work for some roast pork and crackling, roast pot...
- 18 Dec 2023, 12:22
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18701
- Views: 3073603
Re: What are you doing today ??
Yesterday Took the teenage daughters clothes shopping. Gave them my credit card, left them too it. Went and did some Christmas shopping. Headed back to the shop they were in, as I stroll in, the fire alarm goes off. Same tone as our offshore general platform alarm. Work mode activated 😂 Clothes shop...
- 18 Dec 2023, 12:06
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Rattling the charity tin
- Replies: 20
- Views: 86296
Re: Rattling the charity tin
Well done buddy. Good effort
- 15 Dec 2023, 12:24
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What you watching?
- Replies: 10433
- Views: 2177321
Re: What you watching?
The latest Wonka movie.
Wasn’t too bad actually, pretty well done.
Wasn’t too bad actually, pretty well done.
- 15 Dec 2023, 11:11
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What you watching?
- Replies: 10433
- Views: 2177321