I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day
It was crawling in pussy
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- 23 Nov 2023, 11:23
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Joke of the day
- Replies: 1816
- Views: 863411
- 22 Nov 2023, 18:16
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Work
- Replies: 1094
- Views: 712008
Re: Work
That's a bit disappointing Cav, and a little poor on the managers side. Did he not review your resume prior to the interview??
- 22 Nov 2023, 11:43
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18682
- Views: 2972869
Re: What are you doing today ??
Swapping shifts mid shift sound awful mate! I've done it a few times before. Nastier going from nights to days, but never fun regardless. Just the trip that keeps on giving this trip! All be a bad memory in a week, hopefully. Except the helicopter pilots have gone on strike and our storage vessel c...
- 21 Nov 2023, 21:27
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18682
- Views: 2972869
Re: What are you doing today ??
Swapping onto night shifts for my last week. Was supposed to be on nights this trip but ended up covering days due to staffing issues. Got about 4 hours sleep after my day shift and now been up since 2am. Try to get down again about 10am and start shift at 6pm! The win was no one is on the wifi at 2...
- 20 Nov 2023, 21:43
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Happy birthday Stonesie
- Replies: 7
- Views: 10351
Re: Happy birthday Stonesie
Happy birthday dude ![🥳](//twemoji.maxcdn.com/2/svg/1f973.svg)
- 17 Nov 2023, 21:42
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Happy birthday kiwi
- Replies: 9
- Views: 12072
Re: Happy birthday kiwi
Thanks for all the well wishes guys.
1/2 way through the swing today, and hopefully the last birthday I’ll have offshore, so I’m holding on to that!
1/2 way through the swing today, and hopefully the last birthday I’ll have offshore, so I’m holding on to that!
- 17 Nov 2023, 09:04
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Happy birthday kiwi
- Replies: 9
- Views: 12072
Re: Happy birthday kiwi
Is it today here but yesterday there? Anyway, hopefully you had a quiet shift. Nah you got me at the latter part of the day itself. And it has been reasonably quiet for me today, even got to watch the motoGP at lunchtime, so win win. And as it's friday, fish and chips for dinner. I've had worse bir...
- 17 Nov 2023, 07:10
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What you watching?
- Replies: 10412
- Views: 2107124
Re: What you watching?
finally got to see the Malaysian MotoGP
- 16 Nov 2023, 10:26
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Work
- Replies: 1094
- Views: 712008
Re: Work
I love the way your posts read like a script for a good platform horror movie, yet you post a picture of a calm and beautiful ocean view.. Glad it's all settled down though mate, that does sound horrific. Sent from my Pixel 6 Pro using Tapatalk Ha ha it felt like a horror movie tbh!!! Had some more...
- 16 Nov 2023, 01:35
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Work
- Replies: 1094
- Views: 712008
Re: Work
None of that sounds like fun. no, it wasn't at all :D Though it was satisfying getting through some technical issues and re-establishing normal power, and then also being the person that brought on the main HVAC again (Utilities Tech was busy bunkering diesel to keep the place running) I lost just ...
- 15 Nov 2023, 23:05
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Work
- Replies: 1094
- Views: 712008
Re: Work
We are a step closer to being done here We are at a export rate that we can't maintain enough feed to onshore, so they shut down to us for good at 9pm last night. next time they start up again will be from feed form a different field that is getting developed, approx. 2 yrs from happening. Unfortun...
- 11 Nov 2023, 00:55
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Perkles
- Replies: 8
- Views: 10626
Re: Perkles
Happy Birthday fella!
- 11 Nov 2023, 00:49
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Work
- Replies: 1094
- Views: 712008
Re: Work
We are a step closer to being done here We are at a export rate that we can't maintain enough feed to onshore, so they shut down to us for good at 9pm last night. next time they start up again will be from feed form a different field that is getting developed, approx. 2 yrs from happening. Unfortuna...
- 10 Nov 2023, 03:51
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What ails you today?
- Replies: 1640
- Views: 732902
Re: What ails you today?
Bloke I travelled to work with from Sydney just went down with COVID. I have to RAT test every day for the next week. Was a chick in front of him on one of the flights coughing her lungs up, I was 4 rows away, so fingers crossed.
- 07 Nov 2023, 21:15
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What you watching?
- Replies: 10412
- Views: 2107124
Re: What you watching?
Who is Erin Carter
7 eps, quite enjoyed it
7 eps, quite enjoyed it
- 07 Nov 2023, 21:11
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18682
- Views: 2972869
Re: What are you doing today ??
Heading to work. Had to go via Melbourne and second leg had been delayed multiple times. Now won’t get into Darwin till 11.20pm and I have to check in for my Timor flight at 4.30am tomorrow morning. Great lead up to a night shift swing 😕 Landed at midnight, finally into bed at 1am. Up at 4am and no...
- 07 Nov 2023, 09:53
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18682
- Views: 2972869
Re: What are you doing today ??
Heading to work. Had to go via Melbourne and second leg had been delayed multiple times. Now won’t get into Darwin till 11.20pm and I have to check in for my Timor flight at 4.30am tomorrow morning. Great lead up to a night shift swing ![😕](//twemoji.maxcdn.com/2/svg/1f615.svg)
- 31 Oct 2023, 20:48
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18682
- Views: 2972869
Re: What are you doing today ??
I have to say that every child bar one only took one item and they all said thank you. Have to say, even though I have certain expectations of politeness all the kids conducted themselves in an impeccable manner. Even when a group of 15-16 boys rocked up I thought “here we go” but they were just as...
- 31 Oct 2023, 20:23
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Joke of the day
- Replies: 1816
- Views: 863411
- 31 Oct 2023, 20:22
- Forum: Biking Stuff
- Topic: What did you do to your bike today ??
- Replies: 11977
- Views: 1909478
Re: What did you do to your bike today ??
Get it, the years your body could tolerate a 600 sports bike are dwindling, enjoy it while you can!!