Monty wrote:Too soon?

There is always one

I wouldn't be brave enough to say that and I'm in a different hemisphere!

I'm looking forward to my girl getting her first boyfriend, poor barstard won't know what's hit him! She's going to be a handful.

Monty wrote:Too soon?

She's not long out of nursery, so yeah, you could say that.

I'm not sure what my colleagues would think... suffice to say that I've been very well behaved.

This is SFW, remember? We're just embracing the delights of the redheaded lady. Nothing untoward.

You stand outside the female toilets and as a woman approaches you hand her the child and say "here, I don't know how this works, you obviously do" Funny enough I've used almost that approach. At the local for dinner and being a older small place, no option ...

You stand outside the female toilets and as a woman approaches you hand her the child and say "here, I don't know how this works, you obviously do"

So, are we still saying I should hit on her? :D Cos I've got this tweet here, ready to go, that says... "Hi @biker_barbie, @Kwacky sez I shud say hi to you, cuz ur hot n like bikez" I've obviously adapted it for her language ...

So, are we still saying I should hit on her? :D Cos I've got this tweet here, ready to go, that says... "Hi @biker_barbie, @Kwacky sez I shud say hi to you, cuz ur hot n like bikez" I've obviously adapted it for her language ...

... photos which were being posted contained the rider with this on. SMIDNSY - will exist regardless of your attire, I have said this once and I will say again, people's driving ability is worse than it ever has been, the act of actually doing the driving seems to be secondary to talking on the phone, ...

... own these whilst at the IAM meet and I have seen some riders black out the Polite sign with marker, and I have also talked to a few of them who say their wives bought it for them because they like them. These were on dragons den at one point. I have also seen horse riders use them and I don't ...

They suit her frame, though, I'd say. She looks a tiny thing.

I'm disappointed by the lack of currants, tbh.

So, are we still saying I should hit on her?

Cos I've got this tweet here, ready to go, that says...

"Hi @biker_barbie, @Kwacky sez I shud say hi to you, cuz ur hot n like bikez"

I've obviously adapted it for her language skills...

They were charged for failing to say who was driving. The criminal courts require a conviction based on a beyond reasonable doubt verdict, which a jury can't give as there will always be doubts about who was driving. Yes, I understand how ...

... she has posted on Twitter and she must be the equivalent of the village bike I'd imagine. :) Not worth the risk of bunny boiling afterwards I'd say :)

They were charged for failing to say who was driving. The criminal courts require a conviction based on a beyond reasonable doubt verdict, which a jury can't give as there will always be doubts about who was driving. What surprises me is ...

Worked on the ol' guns today.



Well, I say guns, Derringers maybe!

... old CBF125. On the way to the meet up point, it was pouring with rain and we'd been on country roads and this utter **** twat had the balls to say that I didn't deserve to own my bike because I couldn't keep it properly clean. Amongst the barrage of swearing that he left under, you may have ...

... update the thread for anyone wanting to join in and likewise if anyone's doing Oulton post up and I'll try and join in or at least pop down and say hello.</t>

The instructions on my Würth lube say to spay from the left and right ie aiming for the sides of the chain whereas that one in the video seems to spray mainly from above. I think I'm going to invest in a Scotoiler for my next bike. Does anyone ...

... it until my mate told me he bought a Brembo for £180... couldn't turn it down to be honest. I'm going to make an offer of £165 and see what they say to that anyway. Perkles.. have you got one? Got a link for one? had one on my old R6 and GSXR750 ,sorry no link but I think most bike retailers ...

Kwacky.. I was looking at the Accossato and was going to do it until my mate told me he bought a Brembo for £180... couldn't turn it down to be honest. I'm going to make an offer of £165 and see what they say to that anyway.

Perkles.. have you got one? Got a link for one?