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by Monty
01 Dec 2016, 15:55
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Twit of the day
Replies: 36
Views: 1222

Re: Twit of the day

kiwikrasher wrote:
D41 wrote:LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah I knew it would only be a matter of time before I had to post something on this thread about myself. It's in my DNA

i.e. the "chocolate raisin" incident
(rolf) I still randomly laugh out loud about that story!
by Monty
01 Dec 2016, 12:22
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you drinking?
Replies: 1318
Views: 762503

Re: What are you drinking?

Not to today but Tuesday night my MD took our team out for dinner and drinks. The Hotel we stayed in had had a Gin night a few days before so the bar was full of different Gins and Tonics.

In the end we settled on Bathtub Gin with a Fever-Tree Mediterranean tonic. Bloody lovely!
by Monty
29 Nov 2016, 10:59
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Farage
Replies: 72
Views: 3305

Re: Farage

This lot wont solve anything with their divisive politics. Once people see their jobs and livelihoods are threatened by Brexit the finger pointing will start and everyone who voted for it will say that no one told them they might lose their jobs....... and vote the other way. A General Election wil...
by Monty
28 Nov 2016, 22:03
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Farage
Replies: 72
Views: 3305

Re: Farage

The tide will turn the other way when people realise these cnuts are not the answer to anything. Nope we're done, I have it on good authority from me. I've called the last 3 general elections, two labour leadership elections, one referendum and two American elections. I'm a bell weather and we're F...
by Monty
28 Nov 2016, 21:55
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Farage
Replies: 72
Views: 3305

Re: Farage

kiwikrasher wrote:
Monty wrote:
Say hello to the Alt-Right. I'm off to Canada, goodby and thanks for all the fish!
Come to Aussie, the politics are just as bad but we are further away from the US and Trump.
Flights booked x6! Smoke me a Kipper, a UKipper!
by Monty
28 Nov 2016, 20:26
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Farage
Replies: 72
Views: 3305

Re: Farage

This dick wad is believe it or not is the biggest threat to my party to date. It's very conceivable that UKIP under this utter donkey could take enough working class votes to send Labour back to the 18th century. The Irony is not lost on me but sadly unrecognisable to the working poor. I'm not a bet...
by Monty
28 Nov 2016, 19:08
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: What did you do to your bike today ??
Replies: 11979
Views: 1940460

Re: What did you do to your bike today ??

Ordered some ZX-6R stickers for the front fairing to replace the stripes and the Ninja logo. I've never been a fan of the Ninja trade mark, it all feels a bit Gixery to me.
by Monty
28 Nov 2016, 10:27
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What you watching?
Replies: 10421
Views: 2131779

Re: What you watching?

Humans, not sure about this series
by Monty
27 Nov 2016, 20:25
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What you watching?
Replies: 10421
Views: 2131779

Re: What you watching?

Everest. Whilst I can understand stand the thrill of wanting to stand on the highest point on earth, I wouldn't want to go through the climb to get there. I've done a bit of walking in the Himalayas, nothing like Everest just a few base camps and passes. I can't begin to describe how difficult alti...
by Monty
27 Nov 2016, 00:54
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What you watching?
Replies: 10421
Views: 2131779

Re: What you watching?

Everest. Whilst I can understand stand the thrill of wanting to stand on the highest point on earth, I wouldn't want to go through the climb to get there. I've done a bit of walking in the Himalayas, nothing like Everest just a few base camps and passes. I can't begin to describe how difficult alti...
by Monty
25 Nov 2016, 21:09
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 18693
Views: 3010814

Re: What are you doing today ??

Norton got my vote, lovely lass and an actual biker. She commutes around London on a company bike.
by Monty
25 Nov 2016, 15:20
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What do you want to vent about today?
Replies: 4343
Views: 567980

Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Feck me, bad news day or what. Give your lass a big hug from me Paul.

I'd like to vent about 2016, can't end soon enough. Hopefully 2017 won't feel like I've woken up in some sort of weird Orwellian Dystopia every day!
by Monty
24 Nov 2016, 17:09
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: What did you do to your bike today ??
Replies: 11979
Views: 1940460

Re: What did you do to your bike today ??

I love Muffs!
by Monty
24 Nov 2016, 13:02
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Star Wars - Rogue One Trailer
Replies: 47
Views: 2086

Re: Star Wars - Rogue One Trailer

Already booked it for Sunday 18th
by Monty
24 Nov 2016, 10:40
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Autumn Statement - bullet points
Replies: 12
Views: 399

Re: Autumn Statement - bullet points

So it's looking like by the end of this parliament I'm going to be about 1.5k a year better off and a working poor family that's already struggling to buy food and heat their home will be about 1.2k worse off.

What a bunch of utter cnuts!
by Monty
24 Nov 2016, 10:35
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Autumn Statement - bullet points
Replies: 12
Views: 399

Re: Autumn Statement - bullet points

Kwacky wrote:A 2 bed terrace near me costs £185k
Move to Buxton, my 4 bed victorian town house only cost 190K. Plus your commute would be much much nicer, well apart from the 3 weeks of the year you'd be snowed in!
by Monty
23 Nov 2016, 10:09
Forum: Photos and Videos
Topic: Motorcycle Live 2016 - Honda Fireblade
Replies: 12
Views: 1823

Re: Motorcycle Live 2016 - Honda Fireblade

Cav wrote:neither does Candice...
It will my young Padawan, it will........

Two bikes of the show for me were the Super Leggera and that Super charged BMW Bobber. Christ, I'm starting to like old custom bikes!