I'm holding out for a baby seal bandana!

Yeah, but it takes half a day to get the B@stard fairings off and on again!

Nope, it's a scone and the jam goes on first. Ideally with clotted cream nom nom nom

I like that, although it would mean you'll have to start putting the jam on top of the cream like the rest of civilised society

Very true Duke, but I've spent the the last 20 years either working for or negotiating with Spanish, French, Itailian, British and German companies. The Germans are in my experience by far the most difficult to deal with and least trustworthy. To be fair though they do have beer vending machines on ...

Frank has fallen asleep!

Still waiting for that blow job to be frank!

A few years ago (15) I spent a week with Deutz's Dr of engine management systems, both in our test cells and in the hotel at night. He brought a translator with him which is fine, not unusual, and we spoke both professionally and personally over dinner through the translator. We found after he spoke...

Well the steak was shit, the blow job better be better!

Emulsion is the basic WP shock

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Whatever her intentions the results could be catastrophic!

Cheers Guys, the wife got me a vegetable spiralizer. Feeling blessed!

However i do think Germany has had too much influence on the EU. I read the other day a theory that one way of saving the Euro would be to keep it for all EU nations except Germany. Now that's an intriguing thought. (giggle) It'll never happen though. On balance (don't hate me Monty) I think life u...

Feck me, we're in second and beating China!

"The Left" LOL. They lost me at "The Guardian"

Nice

Was about to post, just do it but I'm too late!

Meh!