Ex wives. :@ When we split we made an agreement no one would look after the kids when we each had them, except the other parent or her parents. They live close and I have no family in Australia. So this break I have two nights in one weekend in the whole four weeks I'm home where she has the kids. J...

Excellent result.....speaking in front of a group of people can be VERY nerve-wracking. It can be and I was terrified of it at his age. I now give presentations to 100+ people on a weekly basis while Offshore as a Safety Rep and feel quite comfortable doing so. I've had formal training through my c...

Today was my little girls 8th birthday, missed it by a matter of days as I'm home on Wednesday. Got a couple of phone calls into her and plan to spoil the pants off her when I get back. But something else made up for the disappointment of missing Jorja's birthday. Last break home Byron was tasked (a...

Kwacky wrote:The Brits had their own group. It was called the SAS.

The Aussies and the Kiwis both have SAS units too and have been rather effective in a number of conflicts

D41 wrote:What's a dim sim???

Bacon sandwich....with extra bacon.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dim_sim

D41 wrote:Doc. about the Long Range Desert Group, and some of the high jinx they used to get up to.
Hadn't realised that they were nearly all from New Zealand...some Oz, and only a very few Brits.

Thats cause kiwis are proper hard barstards

I've been eating really well out here this trip, at morning smoko I've been having a salad wrap each day, but today a couple of dim sims snuck into the wrap

Well won't be drinking it till next week, but just ordered a litre of 'Star of Bombay' and 'Tanqueray Ten' duty free to pick up on way home. I'm not a huge fan of either of their base gins but let's see how these premium ones taste.

Perkles wrote:Sad news he didn't make it
rip Nicky Hayden

Edit: F*cking fake news wankers

Nah my hand is fine. Barely even a scar, bit disappointed actually!

Kwacky wrote:No site details on there. I don't want to be tracked down

That's how I felt about the D600, but that had been through the wringer and some!

Been doing a 40 min helideck walk every night I've been out here, and yesterday I thought I'd smash some stairs. Did 5 sets of 90 and today my archillies (the one I blew out a couple of years ago) is aching

Leave a Tankslap card on it?? Saw the hand sticker but is there URL anywhere?

Fish n Chips cause it's Friday. Last one for the hitch. Don't mind these two week trips!

Kwacky wrote:

That top box is massive. I might buy a smaller one for every day use.

They are big, I can get two helmets in mine. The first week I had the bike and all the panniers were on it still, I did a weekly grocery shop and brought it all home on the bike

Kwacky wrote:18th to 25th May
candies collected at 4 times the rate with your buddy
more rock type pokemon
more items at pokestops

Looks like they heard me

I'm not home till late on the 24th

Kwacky wrote:I had to walk 125km to get enough candy. I was on 47 when I hatched a Chansey so that bumped me up to over 70 candy.

And by walk you mean sit at work and let the poor GPS signal wander your trainer about all day?

Kwacky wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -body.html

Because there are cannibals in Australia




And very convincing she-males.

Yeah, I've got no rebuttal for that one!

Took my son and niece to the cinema to watch Boss Baby. I had a couple of lols and they looked at me like I was a bit of a dick (they're not far off) then treated myself to some new cologne and got them both one of those spinner things that seem to be the new fad [emoji849] I took the kids to that ...

Last Kingdom

Bit weird after watching Vikings