... I cracked number 7, only to have it explode in my hand and spew a green & white honking mess out of it. Instant retching. Me and the missus were heaving whilst trying to clean it up, but also laughing at each other being unable to stay in the kitchen for more than 30 seconds!!! Then retching ...

Monty wrote:HAHA well at least the irony will be lost on the Americans

Just to confuse it further, all the Americans were French.

Just drove up to Kais who were adamant mine isnt under recall so I printed off the emails and form I filled in from Ohlins. The guy at Kais showed me on his laptop the recall form so I pointed out he was filling the wrong one in :) They ...

Mate it was a chuffing travesty, 11 of us to start with, 4 of whom ended up in a sex shop and 6 who were following someone we assumed knew where he was going!

I should've gone to the sex shop!

They were right to shoot the gorilla, sadly the child should have never been there. 10% Zoo's fault for it being climbable, 90% parental fail. Darting the gorilla might have agitated it.

The parents should be sued by the Zoo imo.

Oh forgot to say when Rutter took Johnny Mac's long term zx10r round Mallory he asked what had been done to the forks as they were amazing. He really couldn't believe when they told him they were stock on stock settings. Rutter reckoned they were as good as most professional race forks ...

Oh forgot to say when Rutter took Johnny Mac's long term zx10r round Mallory he asked what had been done to the forks as they were amazing. He really couldn't believe when they told him they were stock on stock settings. Rutter reckoned they were as good as most professional race forks ...

rumour is they were to busy taking selfies ,not sureif its true.If they sue the zoo they need hanging up

... shout out to Knox gloves. I damaged one of my gloves in my recent little off at Oulton. The glove did its job in the crash perfectly as my hands were fine but the air scoops and boa lace buckle had snapped off. I rang them up and they said to send it in to them and they'd have a look at it. They've ...

... under the bike when you crashed? You're no wobbler Itchy, just look at the complete lack of chicken strips. Must admit those roads in Mac Forrest were pants, I was trying to find a road I'd seen on google maps. Plus I'd agree the Cat and Fiddle desperately needs resurfacing, not that I'd use it ...

Shopping for more physical bike security and a new lid. My garage was broken into yesterday. My dads bike and mine were untouched, I think my flashing red led alarm indicator light and rear disk lock put them off and my dads bike is a Yamaha Divvy 900 which weighs the same as a ...

... would help but maybe a few track days with good instructors would Come to mallory on the 18th,we can all help get your confidence up See, we were discussing track days and road bikes yesterday. I go full on pussy mode on track because I know if I bin it, that's my ride home gone. In fact, ...

... how much confidence you had in the bike and yourself to do it in the first place. Your no wobbler in Buxton and round the peaks you and Monty were off . The corner you came off on is very tight and deceiving I know the road and have been caught out a couple of times.

... used leathers! Alarm bells should have been ringing when I realised about a mile from home that I hadn't done my sodding helmet strap up. If they weren't ringing before, they really should have been when Monty said his spider sense was tingling with all the people that had tried to kill him so ...

Very glad to hear you and bike are ok Itchy

Which road were you on there is some challenging bends in the Peaks and Monty seems to know most of them

... sufficient time (or skill!). So me and the bike head for the grass verge and a massive chuffing rock. I think I hit the rock (I must have as there were scrape marks on it) and flew over the top, onto the grass and down goes the bike. Once I met back up with Rocket and Monty and we pulled in to ...

Shopping for more physical bike security and a new lid. My garage was broken into yesterday. My dads bike and mine were untouched, I think my flashing red led alarm indicator light and rear disk lock put them off and my dads bike is a Yamaha Divvy 900 which weighs the same as a ...

TonyB wrote:Maybe Scum....

Er, ok...

Anyway, if you've not seen it, like Shawshank it was also taken from Steven King's writings originally & both were directed by Frank Darabont.

I thought all tractors were diesel. Your not the only one the other week a mate had to cancel on me saying his wife's timing belt had snapped. I went down to his house to see if he needed a hand. She came through the door giving him ...

Hope it gets sorted for you guys.

Watching the news there is fuel available and being rationed to 20 euro per transaction so enough for a tank fill up on the bike.

I believe you can get an app telling you were fuel is. Might be worth a Google search. Sorry no more info.