You'd definitely know you were doing 149 on a Suzuki 1100

He wasn't helping himself as the bike had been stood for years. I know i wouldn't do that on a bike i wasn't sure of! (and then only on a test track )

At least he can get his phone to work

Kwacky wrote:24 hours in A & E

ditto

Kwacky wrote:BRITAIN FOR THE BRITISH
SOD OFF BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM
MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN

/runs to ferry crying whilst sticking up fingers....

English Rosbeefs

Packing, ready for our return to Frogland on Friday.

Too busy, but it does look tiny!

Monty wrote:Snap

Bit early for dogging isn't it?

I didn't realise traffic light camera can be speed camera too i have to say.

Spending the day with our eldest daughter, shopping and daddy type stuff - magic

They grow up too fast, makes the odd day with her special now.

Ive gone North Korea

Kwacky wrote:Don't knock twats.

I've based my life on being a twat.

Just remember that alcohol disrupts your sleep. The key is to do as little as possible a couple of hours before sleep if you're struggling. No phone, no laptop, light reading or crappy TV - the sort of stuff you don't have to think about - and no exercise. Avoid caffeine as well. A hot bath is good...

kiwikrasher wrote:

D41 wrote:Yeah....I can "imagine" a highside pretty well indeed, thank you very much.

Like every single time I move my right leg, for example.

Crash, learn, move on.

Some people can't.

Thats really good.

Happy Birthday chap!

Kwacky wrote:Likes like they're all friends again and Eurosport will be on Sky

Yep

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Kwacky wrote:But if she didn't have the kind heart which meant she wants to help those in need of care


you would still be single

Nah - i'd just have a Russian bride

Mrs Cookiemonster in her wisdom.. Loads to do today, so when her brother pops round with his poorly 6 year old on his way somewhere she offers to look after him :? even though he doesnt need anyone to look after his child. So - plans out the window and a likelihood of illness from the germ ridden sm...

A new harness for the dog. When he's off the lead he's as good as gold. Stick a lead on him and he might as well be a husky trying to pull a sled. I probably should have made more of an effort when he was younger but we only had to walk for 5 minutes on the lead until we got to a massive open field...

Kwacky wrote:You know what these Black Country women are like.

I prodded the bruise on her arm and asked her if it hurt. She threatened to break my other foot.

I'd expect nothing else