... given up trying to do that. 6 months into the contract and they still can't find work for me to do. The Dev manager knows I'm looking, but I told him today that I'm going to start training courses in their time if they can't find some work for me. I've never known a company like it.

Fwiw, I really don't think you're like him.

You make jokes, he makes an entire half of the species worried.

The funniest bit was when I told him he's full of amazing facts and he blurted out in his best posh Brummie accent "yes, yes I am actually".

... cut up a load of cyclists and a biker this morning, jumping lanes without indicating. Biker stopped to have a chat, guy started screaming at him out the window. I pulled alongside to lend a little solidarity and he shouted "you can **** off, too". :D Happy chappy. Maybe 40 and a ...

Put some spider porn in the plastic box for him.

Today I'm trying to convince an adult male tarantula that he wants to leave his nice cosy piece of cork tube to come out and go into a plastic box so I can send him off for some sexy time.

So far no good.

... gets to the afternoon he starts to feel then pressure of work and takes it out on 'usually' me. Plus the guy thinks all the good things is down to him he praises himself not the guys who do the jobs. Had an argument with him today. We weren't hitting targets today...has been a crap day but he repeated ...

Itchy wrote:Shipping my daughter off to her friends for the weekend.

Just got to figure out something to do with the boy now. His suggestion of visiting Game was dismissed fairly quickly!

What about one of these trampoline places? That'll tire him out so you can do what you want when you get home! haha

kiwikrasher wrote: I'm looking forward to my girl getting her first boyfriend, poor barstard won't know what's hit him! She's going to be a handful.

Must resist!

Monty wrote:Too soon?

There is always one

I wouldn't be brave enough to say that and I'm in a different hemisphere!

I'm looking forward to my girl getting her first boyfriend, poor barstard won't know what's hit him! She's going to be a handful.

Awesome, I remember waiting and waiting for him to go live, amazing stuff, what a few, a Bowie sound track to that would make it even better, you know which one

I suspect it's a leased car not a hire car as there were two driver that had access to it. Him and his partner, not that that should make any difference. This loop hole is used a lot to get off speeding fines so the 6 points and £150 is probably devised to counter that not a hit and run.

Reminds me of a conversation I had with the surgeon while he was doing Sarah's stitches after the twins

Me - How many?
Him - 10
Me - Make it 20!

Congrats mate!! Wahhooo!!

Love the jumper too!

You know you're going to have to clean him
regularly aye?

Enjoy this time, cause they grow damn fast and will be talking back to you before you know it.

Wow that must of been scary for him.

Not really a surprise. He never liked actual racing much, did he? He'd have preferred it as a time trial, with no overtaking or anyone else being anywhere near him on track.

... the loo and left Rosa (who was a year old) with my two mates. I got back to find my mate being slagged off because the R1 - which didn't belong to him - was dirty. By some mid-30s twat who blatantly still lived with his mum, and it turned out, rode an L-plated raggedy old CBF125. On the way to ...

... and put your cock on the line or bugger off back to Aus I sense an undertone of discontent in your posts Perkles (lol) Personally I don't blame him the way he's going about it. Still getting to thrash top level bikes about and doesn't have to deal with the full GP circus. Being an Aussie I would ...

@Deegee. Very sorry to hear about your mum hope she is recovering well. That's very good of you to send a card it's always nice to hear what the NHS does right instead of what they do wrong.

Also happy birthday to your lad hope it is a good day for him...hope all get cake!!

That's exactly what I'm hoping for Kwacky.. a good proper rivalry.

I don't know how many years Rossi has in him though so it may be short lived, maybe Marquez vs Stoner if Stoner comes back for good though !!