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by beermonster
04 Apr 2014, 21:42
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Motorway driving has got so much worse
Replies: 22
Views: 6064

Re: Motorway driving has got so much worse

Binno wrote:You are getting too mad about this. You wanna do what I do. Sit in the middle lane at 65 and just ignore all the angry bastards around you.
Ignore them mate, they're just admiring the bling on yer 'Busa (and wondering where the police escort is for something that size!) (rolf)
by beermonster
04 Apr 2014, 11:06
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: The Dropped my Bike like a plonker thread....
Replies: 18
Views: 5504

Re: The Dropped my Bike like a plonker thread....

Christ, I could do one a day of these. (facepalm) I too have done the full panniers, petrol station topple (in front of my mates).... And the low speed tumble coming out of the work car park in front of everyone leaving site for the day.... I think the worst one though was falling off at zero mph on...
by beermonster
03 Apr 2014, 19:21
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Introductions - Say "Hello" Here
Replies: 511
Views: 257695

Re: Introductions

I'm beermonster and I'm....a beer monster and wannabe rock god! I am a serial crasher and am currently on the broke side of brassic so I am between 2 wheeled victims...but I will return, oh yes. My riding style can best be summed up as "rubbish". I am unmarried, no kids, no pets, but I do...
by beermonster
03 Apr 2014, 17:27
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Introductions - Say "Hello" Here
Replies: 511
Views: 257695

Re: Introductions

I'm beermonster and I'm....a beer monster and wannabe rock god! I am a serial crasher and am currently on the broke side of brassic so I am between 2 wheeled victims...but I will return, oh yes. My riding style can best be summed up as "rubbish". I am unmarried, no kids, no pets, but I do ...
by beermonster
27 Mar 2014, 20:43
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Mother's day
Replies: 18
Views: 5540

Re: Mother's day

Just another day to remind me she's gone. Thanks, greeting cards industry. Thanks a f'ing bunch. ;(
by beermonster
24 Mar 2014, 17:10
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Fantasy Road Race
Replies: 93
Views: 12530

Re: Fantasy Road Race

Last place....oh well the only way is up I guess! (gah)
by beermonster
23 Mar 2014, 22:12
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: MotoGP on BT Sport...I'll start the debate then
Replies: 71
Views: 24424

Re: MotoGP on BT Sport...I'll start the debate then

BT Sport have clearly spent some money on the coverage - which is more than can be said for the BBC or Eurosport. Good rapport between Julian Ryder and Keith Heuwen in the commentary booth as well.
by beermonster
23 Mar 2014, 12:31
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you eating ??
Replies: 7277
Views: 1341760

Re: What are you eating ??

Bacon, egg, tomatoes, fried potatoes, toast and a litre of Guatamalan coffee. The diet's going really well, thanks for asking! (rolf)
by beermonster
22 Mar 2014, 22:08
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Fantasy Road Race
Replies: 93
Views: 12530

Re: Fantasy Road Race

Blade wrote:Now changed, thanks for the heads up.
No probs, mate. I think I preferred you as Tina, though! (rolf)
by beermonster
22 Mar 2014, 19:54
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: MotoGP on BT Sport...I'll start the debate then
Replies: 71
Views: 24424

Re: MotoGP on BT Sport...I'll start the debate then

I think it's safe to say that Mel *really* likes Bradders! (rolf)
by beermonster
22 Mar 2014, 19:52
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Fantasy Road Race
Replies: 93
Views: 12530

Re: Fantasy Road Race

Blade wrote:Can I join please (happy) just in the nick of time (y)
Is there something you're not telling us, "Tina"? (shocked)
by beermonster
21 Mar 2014, 22:52
Forum: On the Track
Topic: Welsh track confident of MotoGP date
Replies: 5
Views: 1445

Re: Welsh track confident of MotoGP date

Kwacky wrote:Because we're generally crap at hosting these things. Either the venur has poor facilities or it's a nightmare to get into and out of.
Looking at it it's in Ebbw Vale which is far too close to Dial M For Merthyr for its own good! (shake)
by beermonster
21 Mar 2014, 20:12
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Rossi Rumours
Replies: 8
Views: 2112

Re: Rossi Rumours

D6 wrote:I thought this was gonna be about him coming out of the closet.

I didn't realise he'd insisted on rim tape on his M1! (rolf)
by beermonster
21 Mar 2014, 15:36
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Weekend plans?
Replies: 21
Views: 5931

Re: Weekend plans?

Friday - chill out and MotoGP
Saturday - bit of shambling around and MotoGP
Sunday - bit more shambling around and even more MotoGP
by beermonster
21 Mar 2014, 13:14
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Did you know...
Replies: 21
Views: 5378

Re: Did you know...

While serving as an Aircraft Tech in the RNZAF I got a couple of rides in the A4 Skyhawks and got to fly it for about 30 mins both times. I learnt pilots are way more skilled than I gave them credit for, but it's one hell of a great way to earn a living! I also got to fly a Harvard with the canopy ...
by beermonster
20 Mar 2014, 22:30
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Fantasy Road Race
Replies: 93
Views: 12530

Re: Fantasy Road Race

Welcome aboard Duke63! (y)
by beermonster
20 Mar 2014, 14:34
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Did you know...
Replies: 21
Views: 5378

Re: Did you know...

I do like that sound. (y) (f1) I can hear a bit of The Haunted in there. Which is a good thing, obviously! (rock) Cheers Guys and Yeah the Haunted are one of our biggest influences as a band, At practice Tuesday night the other guitarists exact words were, "Ive written a new song, its very hau...
by beermonster
20 Mar 2014, 11:34
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Fantasy Road Race
Replies: 93
Views: 12530

Re: Fantasy Road Race

dizzyw wrote:Joined - dizzyw
Added. (y)
by beermonster
20 Mar 2014, 11:16
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Did you know...
Replies: 21
Views: 5378

Re: Did you know...

Kwacky wrote:I do like that sound. (y)
(f1)

I can hear a bit of The Haunted in there. Which is a good thing, obviously! (rock)
by beermonster
20 Mar 2014, 11:04
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Fantasy Road Race
Replies: 93
Views: 12530

Re: Fantasy Road Race

No probs Stew, it made me laugh. :D

Welcome aboard Spudda! 8)